Great Catholic priest joke, great observation, great quote, and a little dessert

I’ve been very busy of late, but I wanted to post regardless of a considerable lack of substance.

“What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn’t come on a boy’s face until he’s 13 or so.”

“The most atheistic societies on the planet, Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, these are the healthiest places to live by really every relevant factor. From violent crime, to gender equality, educational attainment, per capital income, infant mortality, etc.”

“Ethical people will do what is right, no matter what they are told. Religious people will do what they are told, no matter what is right.”

“I disagree with majority secular opinion. Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ isn’t a swill of Christian torture-porn and anti-Semitic hogwash, but one of the greatest comedies I’ve seen in years!”
–Me