My hangout|WITH #TORIPARKER
Have you ever wanted to watch me eat a banana? For over an hour?
Well, now you can!!
That’s right, for the entire duration of this hangout, I slowly, painfully, methodically nitpick a banana one excrutiating mouthful at a time! What’s especially annoying is I have no clue how obvious it is I’m doing this (other than Parker pointing it out) until I watch it and see my perpectually packed cheeks! What am I, a squirrel-monkey??
So apologies to Parker and viewers for that. I won’t eat during again.